Once upon a time, there was a kampung (village) kid. He has always been a smart kid. Thus, his parents sent him to the city to further his studies. Every little single, tiny, insy-winsy thing amazed him when he first set foot on city soil.

He lives with his Aunt in the city. His Aunt showed him the lifestyle of a city resident. There were a lot of good food that he has never tried before. Whenever given the opportunity to taste one, he'll just go crazy with it and just keep stuffing that into his mouth whenever possible.

One day, his elder cousins brought him out grocery shopping. I'll just name them Boy and Girl for the purpose of this story. Girl saw some ice-cream cones on a shelf and asked Boy whether they should get some, since there was Ben & Jerry's at home. They could have ice-cream on cone as Girl knew Boy liked it. Boy agreed and they bought some.

The next day, this was what happened:
Boy: Girl, do you want to watch a film?
Girl: Okay. Do you want ice-cream? I can scoop it onto the cones we bought, and we can have some while watching the movie?
Boy: Yeah. Go for it.
Girl: Kampung kid, do you want some?
Kampung kid: Har!? I finished them.
Boy: Did you just eat the cones?
Kampung kid: I didn't know you guys still wanted them.
Boy: Did you eat ALL of them?
Kampung kid: I have been having them for two days now. They are biscuits, aren't they?
Boy: Don't you know how to eat them?
*Girl just stared at Kampung kid, while trying to hold back her laughter that was trying to burst out.*
Boy: Xiang xia ren jiu shi xiang xia ren.

***THE END***

This story is based on a true story.

Moral of the story: Look/read the packaging before eating whatever is inside.

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